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1.
F: Did I mention that 27-year-old female is really hot? And her husband is really not.
H: Wild guess - he's reach.
F: Not unless social workers have begun pulling in the big money recently.
H: Give me.
T: You're taking the case because she's hot?
H: No, that would be an accident of genetics. It's because she's hot and her husband is ugly. It's a fascinating window under the mystery of human psychology. Also, she's really hot.
T: Or she, you know, loves her husband.
H: She loves something about him.
2.
H: My shrink told me to write a letter of apology to someone I hurt.
W: And how did you hurt him?
H: We were in the seminar on flat worm genetics. I switched my final paper with his.
W: You plagiarised? Doesn't sound like you.
H: I was testing a theory, I thought that our professor was biased against me. I assumed he get a high grade with my paper, I get a low grade with his. Interestingly, I was wrong. I got an A.
W: So you're in this mental hospital, delving into your subconscious and this is who you chose to apologise to.
H: Yep. Morenzo Wibraly.
W: Of all the people in the world you've hurt?
H: Not everyone has a name that's so easy to find in the White pages.
W: Erm, I'm in there and so is Cuddy.
H: Yeah, and I'd picked him. It's funny, isn't it.
W: Yes, it's hilarious. Great to see what a success your therapy was.
3. Убейте, не разберу последнюю фразу (( только догадываюсь..)
H: Go have sex!
T: No, thanks.
H: Fine, I'll cover the viagra and the lubricants, just give me your receipt.
F: We have zero feelings for each other.
H: That's too bad. Cause things had worked much better when you did. Would it help if I slept with her?
T: We were getting to her diagnosis.
H: No, we were already at the diagnosis. You were creating a fake argument about new relevant treatment cause you kids can't stand to be around each other. So have sex, fight or quit. I don't care. Maybe ..... and this will work.
