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POTW: Hey... How long have I... Why can't I get up, what's wrong with my legs? Hey! Someone talk to me. You don't hear me talking to you?
ER Doctor: Normal CK, great heart for transplant.
POTW: Who? My heart? Oh god, they don't know I'm in here.
House: Hey! Genius! That could violate certain ethical laws to rip the organs out of a guy who's still alive. Possibly certain law laws too.
POTW: Thank you. Thank you.
ER Doctor: Could you, uh, get back in your bed, please Mr. House.
House: It's actually Dr. House.
POTW: This guy's a doctor.
House: There's also a Navy Seal House, but you're going to have to save up for that one.
ER Doctor: Really? Well, that's interesting, but you're here because you crashed your motorcycle, not because I need a consult. So, get back in bed.
House: I scraped my elbow, just need a truckload of Vicodin. Where as this guy-
ER Doctor: He's brain dead-
POTW: I'm not!
ER Doctor: -so drop it.
House: See that?
ER Doctor: Minimal brain waves doesn't mean he's alive-
POTW: I AM ALIVE! I'M HERE!
ER Doctor: I've monitored the EEG for several hours and the EEG showed no response to painful stimuli, hot or cold. What you're seeing is random, barely discernable.
House: I discerned it.
POTW: Listen to him, please.
ER Doctor: No, that's just the amplifier's internal noise level. It's on increased sensitivity.
POTW: No, it's not, it's me!
House: Then why is his eye following you?
POTW: Exactly.
ER Doctor: Following motion is an involuntary reflex.
POTW: No.
ER Doctor: You're a doctor, you should know these things.
POTW: I'm not dead, I need help. I'M HERE!
House: I also know about locked in syndrome. That things are either involuntary or voluntary. Blink if you can hear me.
(POTW blinks)
House: Oh, this is going to be fun.