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Можно и я выкладывать буду?
1.08: Poison
House: "I assume 'minimal at best' is your stiff upper lip British way of saying 'no chance in hell.'"
Chase: "Actually, I'm Australian."
House: "You put the Queen on your money, you're British." 1.11: Detox
Cuddy: "You know, there are other ways to manage pain."
House: "Like what? Laughter? Meditation? You got a guy that can fix my third chakra?"
1.17: Role Model
House: "Are you comparing me to God? I mean, it's great, but so you know, I've never made a tree."
1.19: Kids
Cuddy: "Dr. House! Need you here."
House: "No thanks. Lotta sick people. I might catch something."
Cuddy: "You. In the lobby. Now."
House: "I hurt my leg. I have a note."
2.04: TB Or Not TB
House: "Welcome aboard the good ship ass kisser. Nice day for a sail."
2.10: Failure to Communicate
Wilson: "Did you know your phone is dead? Do you ever recharge the batteries?"
House: "They recharge? I just keep buying new phones."
2.13: Skin Deep
Wilson: "How'd you get here?"
House: "By osmosis."
2.15: Clueless
House: "Lungs, skin... skin, lungs... sklungs?"
2.19: House vs God
House: "No, if you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."
House: "It's either that or I start going to church every Sunday. And that'd mess with my bowling league."
House: "Cuddy said you should do it. You've got a gift. People thank you for telling them they're going to die."
2.24: No Reason
House: "Where are you going?"
Foreman: "You're an ass."
House: "I know. Where are you going?"
House: "I always say if you're going to get shot, do it in a hospital."
Patient: "I don't want to hear semantics."
House: "You anti-semantic bastard."
