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Вот этот [url=http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/news/ny-vernegay,0,549957,bio.columnist]маститый телекритик[/url] опубликовал [url=http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/tv/ny-ettel1112746820may08,0,2065008.story]текст [/url]следующего содержания:

Fans of 'House' need healing, closure also

REASON TO WATCH The season finale! With a Carl Reiner cameo. But more than anything, to get an answer to this question: Will Dr. Lawrence Kutner (Kal Penn, who's off to the Obama administration) make one last farewell appearance?

CATCHING UP Ever since Kutner's death, House's ( Hugh Laurie) brain has been acting up. He's been shadowed by an illusion - or alter ego - Dr. Amber Volakis (Anne Dudek), dead and gone a season. But who or what is this hallucination? Guilt? Remorse? Or Vicodin addiction, as last week made clear. (Too bad when Amber goes because she's been a better, smarter and clearly less bitter mirror of the man she's haunting.)

Last week saw House and Cuddy (Lisa Edelstein) in each other's warm and lascivious embrace. But fans know, really know, that House's heart belongs to Wilson ( Robert Sean Leonard) and always will.

WHAT IT'S ABOUT Fox declined to send out a DVD of the finale, so we're on autopilot at this point, but we know a patient arrives at Princeton-Plainsboro who has left and right sides with different personalities, and the guy has no control over it, either. House doesn't show up at work, and Cuddy uses a special patient - played by Reiner - to get him to engage. There are press rumors that Cuddy and House get married. Whatever. If true, it won't last to the sixth season.

BOTTOM LINE "House" hasn't been a barrel of giggles since Kutner's shocking suicide in late March - an act that opened not only a new and unusually morbid window on House's psyche, but deeply polarized fans. Go ahead and ask - was Kutner's exit the worst and most shocking in "House" history? "House" needs to heal, and to a certain extent, so do its fans.

In a wonderful scene a few weeks ago, Wilson - as usual - got to the core of House's desperation. "After Amber died, I withdrew and hoped to find some deeper truth. I was wrong. I should have gotten back to the here and now." But House, down to his stubble, needs answers. That's how he's engineered.

"Sometimes, there isn't any reason," Wilson said. "You should be losing it." For our hero or a prime-time entertainment, that's hardly satisfactory. He needs a reason. We need one too. This is why I think Kutner (also as hallucination?) is back one last time. The fifth season is screaming for closure.

As we enter the last leg of the season, plot twists piling up on all sides, you can do one of two things: You can let the tension get to you and bite your nails down to nubs, or you can make fun of the suspense by trying to guess what's going to happen to whom. Of course, you don't have to guess which option I'm in favor of. As you will see below, I went ahead and compiled a by-the-numbers list of almost-spoilers -- all of which take place within the next two weeks. Now it's your turn. Connect the dots to answer your own burning questions. I'll even give you a (big) hint: At least one incident from the list pertains to the finales of each of the following shows: Desperate Housewives, 30 Rock, House, Ugly Betty, The Office, CSI: NY, Smallville, Supernatural, How I Met Your Mother, Prison Break, Lost, Gossip Girl, 90210, Grey's Anatomy, 24, and Bones. Mind you, in spite of appearances to the contrary, I can't know everything, so there may be a surprise or three that isn't mentioned below. But this rundown ought to be comprehensive enough to keep you up nights. Enjoy!

Number of couples tying the knot: 4
Number of positive pregnancy tests: 2
Number of couples (maybe) having sex for the first time: 2
Number of confirmed fatalities: 7*
Number of first-time love confessions: 2
Number of possible fatalities: 4*
Number of babies born: 2**
Number of presumed-dead characters returning (in the flesh or as a hallucination): 3
Number of characters sent directly to jail (or taken into custody): 4
Number of former loves resurfacing: 1
Number of Cyndi Lauper cameos: 1
Number of characters converting to Scientology: 0
Number of car crashes: 2
Number of characters institutionalized: 2
Number of first kisses: 2

* applies to regular or recurring characters, not random guest stars
** one of two births take place during a time jump

Think you can match the season-ending events with the shows they take place on? Take your best shot in the comments section! Oh, and you shouldn't necessarily read anything into the photo collage above. There could be some clever misdirection at work there.

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